Gamergirl Bathwater, very epic

Among the weirdest spaces of the gram you’ll find droves of memers and incels flocking to Bella Delphines webpage looking for her bathwater. Why, do you ask would someone want the coochie steeped bathwater? These are the hard hitting questions of today.

Belle Delphine is a 19 year old Instagram user with 4.5 million followers. She is famous on the site for the sexual implications in her photos. She teases with a agehao face(Japanese facial expression used in Hentai and other porn, often over playing the moaning and droooling) , almost full nudity, and props she holds or plays with. She never actually posts anything with full nudity but she gets close.

How did this bathwater fiasco begin? It started out with memes. So it goes. Her followers comment things like, “I would drink your bathwater.” Or ” I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.” These guys are pretty desperate to see

True stuff. This is the humor of her fanbase. She decided to go through with the jokes and actually sell her bathwater in jars for $30. She sold out the same day. The 14-20 year old basement dweller world went crazy. Youtubers bought and made videos about drinking her bathwater, making mac n cheese and other inane videos such as the youtuber Vito vaping her bathwater. This turned out to be a troll bit on his part-kudos to him, he fooled plenty of online

Is there anything to glean from this? That guys will do anything for a cute anime gamer girl? Possibly. Or is it for the memes? Indeed. Belle Delphine has found her market; somewhere between the gross and arabesque she sits in pink with her tongue out taking selfies for her fans.

Fake news spread along with the jokes and accusations of her herpes infecting people but the twitter account which spread the lie has since been banned from twitter. The rumors have lingered and Belle felt forced to respond in her usual way. She can handle her own and seems impervious to criticism. She just keeps being weird.

I believe it’s important to stop and take a look at what she has achieved here without deriding her. She has amassed a huge following through her avante-garde “performances” such as her most recent video- a day with her best friend: a dead squid, which she cooks with, plays video games with, and even takes a bath with. Who knows how much that squid water could have brought in. She knows what the internet wants. She knows how to leave people wanting more and she’s good at it.

She recently posted a pic and said “if this post gets 5mil likes I’ll start uploading to Pornhub.” The post quickly earned the 5mil threshold, possible from bot likes from desperate internet chumps desperate to see if her carpet is as equally pink.

She uploaded videos with a pun like twist. Titles like ‘Belle Delphine POV doggy style’ show her attaching a go-pro camera to her dog and feeding it. “PEWDIEPIE goes all the way INSIDE Belle Delphine” shows her eating a photograph of the famous youtuber. There are a litany of these videos on pornhub, to the vexation of her followers, as one can tell when analyzing the like to dislike ratio, each one at about %33 liked the video and %67 disliked the video. On the H3H3 podcast Ethan Klein showed his support of her by calling her a comedic genius, praising her for the massive trolling campaign.

One 4chan user claimed to be a microbiologist and to have tested the water, apparently finding no human dna. Twitter spread the 4chan users message and soon the Verge would write an article about the validity of testing water. The post from the 4chan user was also a troll, as is most things from 4chan you see not on 4chan. The verge asked scientists what might happen if you did test the bathwater and they told the media group that there would likely not be enough DNA to test inside the water.

Maybe some of these claims are coming from the vexed fangroup of Belle’s. Even if they purchased a water she never touched, we can still laugh at them, and that’s what counts. She’s a success in that sense; maybe not everyone can see it for what it is, maybe they can’t see passed the cross eyed ahegao face, and the stinking squid on her lap.

By Ted M. Iverson