Area 51, let's see them aliens

Area 51 is no joke. They have rifles and other weapons to kill you if you attempt to enter. But they also have aliens, supposedly. And now over 1 million FB users have clicked ‘going’ on the page storm area 51, they can’t stop us all. Why are people planning on going to area 51 on September the 20th? They’re not, it’s just some dumb joke. It’s been done before.

September 20th, 2017, Naruto run into the forest fire. This is when the Oregon fires were a thing. Someone also hosted a fake event called help me finish my bread before it expires.

Okay, maybe some people will actually go to this. There will probably be an upspike in events in the Nevada area, particularly the Area51 Brothel, 90 miles out of Las Vegas. The memers might actually get to clap alien cheeks. So it goes. Most of these memers are out to have an innocent time though, if any really do go. It appears some might though, Rachel, the closest town to Area 51 has one Inn and it has already been booked for the night. It does however only have 14 rooms. Maybe those rooms might sell for more if the guests decide to sell their stay to some more adventurous guests.  The closest gas station to Rachel is 50 miles away, in Alamo, where rooms have also been filled up.

So maybe 5% will go. Will there be a 1% which ruins the joke and actually attempt an entrance on area 51? I’m kind of hoping, but only because I’m sick. If the 5% going have any mentally ill fedora wearers, we will see them hop into the 1%. Probably get an arrest and a trespass violation.

What’s funny to think is that somewhere in area 51 these guys in military threads are talking about people Naruto running into their compound. "The United States Air Force is aware of the Facebook post," Air Force spokesperson Laura McAndrews told ABC News in a statement. "The Nevada Test and Training Range is an area where the Air Force tests and trains combat aircraft. As a matter of practice, we do not discuss specific security measures, but any attempt to illegally access military installations or military training areas is dangerous.”

I imagine some 50 year old grouch sitting at his desk being briefed by one of his right hand men on what the event is.

“Sir, we believe this is a joke, but if it’s not, here is how they plan on attacking.” Then he has to explain to his boss the whole Kyle joke, the Karen, can I speak to your manager meme, and the Naruto meme. I really hope someone does this and get’s arrested for it. We’ll cover it here at Gonzo. I’ll be waiting.